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hi i'm jo and this is probably not what you were expecting



baby: A-a
mom: Apple? Say apple.
baby: *jumps*

octopusheart:

dendropsyche:

sharped0:

clientsfromhell:

Client: I threw out that black pen, it was out of ink.

Me: What black pen?

Client: The one that was lying on your tablet.

Me: You threw out my $150 Wacom pen?

Client: I tried writing with it and it didn’t work. It must’ve been out of ink.

this almost made me cry

this is simultaenously the best and worst submission i’ve ever seen from Clients from Hell.

I feel ill

thehomosexuals:

Okay but Never Gonna Give You Up (better known as Rickroll) is actually a really really horrible song for many reasons, which I will better explain under the cut. 

Brace yourselves, this is pretty long.

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fleepit:

he’s always standing there. watching silently. forever. he never says anything but he’s always just. there. senpai, are you going to notice me now or what?
~i always feel like somebody’s watching me~

who else remembers dokitalia

belaliechs:

meme hard (part 1) 
"ill see you meme loving fucks in hell"

1. German Naruto Opening / 2. Heyyeyaaeyaaaeyaeyaa by He-Man / 3. German Sparkle Party by The Something Experience / 4. Disco Pogo / 5. Fucking Best Song Everrr by Wallpaper / 6. Gangnam Style by Psy / 7. You’re Gonna Go Far Kid by The Offspring / 8. Bad Boy by Cascada / 9. Harlem Shake by Baauer / 10. Never Gonna Give You Up by Rick Astley / 11, Can’t Hug Every Cat by eHarmony Girl / 12. Promise by Hirose Kohmi / 13. Nyan Cat / 14. Cooking by the Book (Remix) by Lazy Town Cast ft. Lil Jon / 15. Hit Me Baby One More Time by Britney Spears / 16. Booty Man by Time Wilson / 17. Ding Dong Song by Gunther / 18. Apple Bottom Jeans by Flo Rida / 19. All Star by Smash Mouth / 20. Hoedown Throwdown by Miley Cyrus / 21. The Duck Song by Byrant Oden 

{listen here}

belaliechs:

meme hard (part 1) 

"ill see you meme loving fucks in hell"

1. German Naruto Opening / 2. Heyyeyaaeyaaaeyaeyaa by He-Man / 3. German Sparkle Party by The Something Experience / 4. Disco Pogo / 5. Fucking Best Song Everrr by Wallpaper / 6. Gangnam Style by Psy / 7. You’re Gonna Go Far Kid by The Offspring / 8. Bad Boy by Cascada / 9. Harlem Shake by Baauer / 10. Never Gonna Give You Up by Rick Astley / 11, Can’t Hug Every Cat by eHarmony Girl / 12. Promise by Hirose Kohmi / 13. Nyan Cat / 14. Cooking by the Book (Remix) by Lazy Town Cast ft. Lil Jon / 15. Hit Me Baby One More Time by Britney Spears / 16. Booty Man by Time Wilson / 17. Ding Dong Song by Gunther / 18. Apple Bottom Jeans by Flo Rida / 19. All Star by Smash Mouth / 20. Hoedown Throwdown by Miley Cyrus / 21. The Duck Song by Byrant Oden 

{listen here}

honeybarbecuewings:

this is the funniest video ive ever seen in my life no competition 

counterpunches:

hetagarnet:

qichi:

linguisticsyall:

Where does your tongue stay when you’re not speaking? If you’re an English-speaker, it’s behind the top front teeth. If you’re a Russian-speaker, it’s on the bottom of your mouth, lying flat.

#what #for real

I JUST FREAKING CONSCIOUSLY CHECKED AND TRIED TO MAKE IT LAY FLAT BUT NO, IT’S SERIOUSLY AT THE TOP OF MY MOUTH. I DON’T LIKE THIS

 

justgakuenhetaliathings:

work

justgakuenhetaliathings:

work

captn-bucky:

bellecosby:

I wonder how many stranger’s stories we make it into? You know, maybe someone saw you in passing and told their friends about how pretty the girl in the lavender sweater was. Or maybe they overheard you say a joke and repeated it to their friend, confessing that they heard it from some guy at the store. 

I think about this all the time

katagirih2o:

that time Evgeni Plushenko skated in Russia’s winning Eurovision act.

このプルの振り向き美人たらない/////

bennyslegs:

no worse feeling in the world than saying something carelessly and hurting a friend

oherrodere:

Changed all the backgrounds to Mr moseby in the Mac store c: 

oherrodere:

Changed all the backgrounds to Mr moseby in the Mac store c: 

 - HE CALLED THE QUEEN "MUM"
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HE CALLED THE QUEEN "MUM"
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