reincarnatedrainbow:

Headcanon that Ivan once got completely trashed at a bar, but when he came home he was just so sweet and cuddly that Alfred didn’t suspect a thing. He didn’t have any sickness or slurring.

But the next morning - Ivan doesn’t even have a hangover - they start getting frisky in bed, causing Alfred to accidentally hit the remote. The TV turns on to reveal a blurry picture of Ivan with the headline “DRUNK MAN HOLDS HOSTAGE BARTENDER AND FORCES HIM TO REENACT THE EXECUTION OF KING LOUIS AND MARIE ANTOINETTE ATOP BAR ROOF WITH HIM.”

Alfred pries Ivan off him to point to the screen. Ivan slowly confesses that, “I may have been more drunk than initially estimated.”

He freaking blacked out.

“I’m just gonna bullshit it.”
— my life motto for the past 20 years  (via junmoneys)

coelasquid:

smalllindsay:

benkling:

Actual Cannibal Shia LaBeouf

If you’re not already excited about Rob Cantor you will be now.

You know sometimes the way the news is lately leaves me feeling a little hopeless, but then something like this comes along and my wonder and delight in humanity is restored a smidge.

It moves me to tears.

greatjaggi:

yanahma:

greatjaggi:

What the fuck is the “super” in superwholock supposed to represent

Sigh. Look at this plebian. Lets get this cleared up once and for all:

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"Super" = Superbad

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"Who" = The Hoobs

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"Lock" = John Locke from Lost

Now can we please never have a misunderstanding about this again

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Well im glad that’s cleared up

tfw looking for a sony TPS-L2 walkman on ebay and all of a sudden they all $800 bc of gotg im so mad

sterek:

theorystyles:

rom-coms (romantic communists)

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joybeeeez:

guys never realize that. 

joybeeeez:

guys never realize that. 

bipolarshinji:

hbnic:

gingersofficial:

tessaviolet:

w.h.a.t.

The fucking first time

I ALMOST CHOKED

i will reblog this every single time it shows up and if you don’t u dont have a heart