Client: I threw out that black pen, it was out of ink.
Me: What black pen?
Client: The one that was lying on your tablet.
Me: You threw out my $150 Wacom pen?
Client: I tried writing with it and it didn’t work. It must’ve been out of ink.
this almost made me cry
this is simultaenously the best and worst submission i’ve ever seen from Clients from Hell.
I feel ill
meme hard (part 1)
"ill see you meme loving fucks in hell"
1. German Naruto Opening / 2. Heyyeyaaeyaaaeyaeyaa by He-Man / 3. German Sparkle Party by The Something Experience / 4. Disco Pogo / 5. Fucking Best Song Everrr by Wallpaper / 6. Gangnam Style by Psy / 7. You’re Gonna Go Far Kid by The Offspring / 8. Bad Boy by Cascada / 9. Harlem Shake by Baauer / 10. Never Gonna Give You Up by Rick Astley / 11, Can’t Hug Every Cat by eHarmony Girl / 12. Promise by Hirose Kohmi / 13. Nyan Cat / 14. Cooking by the Book (Remix) by Lazy Town Cast ft. Lil Jon / 15. Hit Me Baby One More Time by Britney Spears / 16. Booty Man by Time Wilson / 17. Ding Dong Song by Gunther / 18. Apple Bottom Jeans by Flo Rida / 19. All Star by Smash Mouth / 20. Hoedown Throwdown by Miley Cyrus / 21. The Duck Song by Byrant Oden
this is the funniest video ive ever seen in my life no competition
Where does your tongue stay when you’re not speaking? If you’re an English-speaker, it’s behind the top front teeth. If you’re a Russian-speaker, it’s on the bottom of your mouth, lying flat.
I JUST FREAKING CONSCIOUSLY CHECKED AND TRIED TO MAKE IT LAY FLAT BUT NO, IT’S SERIOUSLY AT THE TOP OF MY MOUTH. I DON’T LIKE THIS
I wonder how many stranger’s stories we make it into? You know, maybe someone saw you in passing and told their friends about how pretty the girl in the lavender sweater was. Or maybe they overheard you say a joke and repeated it to their friend, confessing that they heard it from some guy at the store.
I think about this all the time
that time Evgeni Plushenko skated in Russia’s winning Eurovision act.
no worse feeling in the world than saying something carelessly and hurting a friend
Changed all the backgrounds to Mr moseby in the Mac store c: