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underlordwynt:

prussium:

imagine england in his punk phase joining riots and the queen dragging him by the ear back to buckingham palace 

#but im an anarchist#UR THE PERSONIFICATION OF ENGLAND U CANT BE

Sailor Moon Crystal - Inner Senshi Transformations (x)

polandballcomics:

Drinking Games
Source: Source and comments

polandballcomics:

Drinking Games

Source: Source and comments

the new mockingjay part 1 trailer came out and i was barely paying attention to the screen because of the background music

why do i get so emotional about a 1 minute piece of great music

crwnly:

i don’t ship it i don’t—-

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You know when you research something you’ve been experiencing for quite a while and you finally find something that describes it perfectly but you don’t want to assume you have it out of fear you’re being ignorant or something

asexualityresources:

Because nobody deserves to feel alone.

asexualityresources:

Because nobody deserves to feel alone.

noshepard-without-vakarian:

steppauseturnpausepivotstepstep:

lychgate:

chucknraleigh:

ryeisenberg:

ryeisenberg:

  • It’s called Master of the Universe.
  • It was originally published on Fanfiction.net (aka where fanfiction goes to die).
  • E.L. James’ pen name was Snowqueens Icedragon because of course it was.
  • Snowqueens Icedragon does not use quotation marks. 
  • She does, however, make up expressions like "my very small inner goddess sways in a gentle victorious samba" and “I can almost hear his sphinx-like smile through the phone.”
  • They spend more time filling out sex-related paperwork than they do actually having sex.
  • This is my reaction to all of the sex scenes:
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  • Because the human body doesn’t work like that
  • This is my reaction to everything else:
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  • Because the english language doesn’t work like that.

The 50 Shades of Grey trailer just dropped, so here’s a link to the original Twilight fanfiction that the book is “based” off of, because if you’re gonna read the book before you see the movie you might as well read it in its original format. 

i got through three pages before i had to stop or risk throwing my laptop across the room

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he makes bella blam just from blowing on her titty

it took like 5 years, but finally the truth is really out there. bless you internet for holding on to everything forever.

this whole series is literal trash and this just confirms it even more

pikajewish:

GET OUT ME SWAMP

pikajewish:

GET OUT ME SWAMP

pruscan:

spain and russia have really similar character types yet we treat one like a sweet airhead and the other like a bloodthirsty monster. why do we do this. please stop.

aphsycamore:

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aphsycamore:

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clarkegfinn:

Taystee… will… never… love… you… She will never love you, not the way you want to.

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